id be glad to
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
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