so that wasnt chicken after all
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
I want to jerk off but my dog won't leave me alone. It's the most depressing cock block ever.
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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