i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
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