My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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