I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
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