Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
Liz is crying about burritos again.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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