Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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