I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
Even the bartender felt bad for me
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
Come share oat with me in your robe
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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