I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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