I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
Woke up backwards on a recliner
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
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