we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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