What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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