: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Just realized our kids will one day call us old because we were around when texting came about. I'm sad.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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