a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
where am i from again
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
I currently don't understand fingers.
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