"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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