we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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