Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
What changed your mind?
Being sober
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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