Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Randomize
