idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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