I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
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