On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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