8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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