I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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