Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
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