similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
Randomize
