READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
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