mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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