I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
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