So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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