hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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