I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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