sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
Randomize
