True but thats because hes a fetus.
If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
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