Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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