i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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