I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
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