Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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