And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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