I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
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