If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
I need to sanitize my soul.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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