hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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