hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
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