Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
Randomize
