Old men and throwing up are my life now.
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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