i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
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