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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa

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what did you steal

(832): View more from Houston, Texas

frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song

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(248): View more from Michigan

THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST

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(774): View more from Massachusetts

I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus

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(310): View more from California

She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed

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