But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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