Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
Randomize
