so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
Randomize
