We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Just woke up to Siri reminding me that i need to kill the giant orange spider in my room, because it's sorcery and witchcraft is sacrilegious. Did you give me LSD again!?!??!
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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