I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
you win again, gameday.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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