this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
Randomize
