You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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