This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
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