so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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