Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
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